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Friday, 28 November 2008

"It's Time For A Black Bond!"

P.d Diddy's latest blog, from his infamous Diddy Blog, has revealed his dream of being the next Bond.

Diddy says, "I feel like I am best suited to be the next James Bond. We have a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond." He's even made his own audition tape, which cost £500,000 to produce. His audition is a short film entitled, I Am King, which is coincidently the same name as his new Fragrance. The five minute long film features Diddy himself, obviously, surrounded by women... and other glamorous stuff. I find it quite boring and dull to be honest, would be quite funny to see someone else take up the position of Bong next! Haha! Check out the blog / video below.


Chris

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Something In Your Mouth... BANNED?!

Nickelback have banned their Dark Horse track, Something In Your Mouth from British radio!

Their record label, Roadrunner, have banned the track after Nickelback said it's "prudish" and too offensive for Brits; they clearly haven't considered their fans, and who this would actually be played by... you're hardly going to hear Metal on Radio 1 are you?! Leading UK rock station Kerrang! have launched a campaign to get the song unbanned from the airwaves, with their listeners fully backing them, "A little too racy for British radio? Sorry, but the lyrics in this song probably aren't even as 'racy' as songs by bands such as the Sugababes or Girls Aloud who sing about not only sex, but promote promiscuity to a much younger audience". This fan is completely right! Compare the opening lyrics from Something In Your Mouth to Girl Aloud's Long Hot Summer: "Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body", at first you'd think that's sexually related, but then take a look at Long Hot Summer, "I know you like to wear my dressing gown. When I'm not there. I guess you like it in my shoes" Girls Aloud clearly have the more sexually charged song, judging by the first line. Yet this is listened to by teenage girls across the UK, and there's no problem?! What is the music industry coming to...

Anyways, check out Something In Your Mouth here, and judge for yourself how offensive it is.


Chris